Ugly Suit

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's handwas bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, Morris, the clerk said he had some very good news for him.

"Guess what, sir?" Morris said.

"I finally sold that terrible, uglysuit we've had so long!"

"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?" the manager asked."

"That's the one!" said the clerk.

"That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid ofthat monstrosity!

That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had!

But tell me, why is your hand bandaged?"

"Oh," Morris replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog bit me."