Small Room

Granny was visiting town for the first time.

She checks in at the hotel, and the bellboy takes her bags. She
follows the boy, and as the door closes, she looks around and shakes
her fist at him.

"Young man, I may be old, and straight from the hills, but that
don't mean I'm stupid! I paid good money, and this room won't do at
all! It's too small, and without proper ventilation! Why there's not
even a bed!"

The bellhop looks at her and says, "Ma'am, this isn't your room,
it's the elevator."