Thursday, May 31, 2007

How Do You Feel

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says .

"Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age.

How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really!? Like anew-born baby!?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants !!

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