Butt Dust

Church
A visiting minister during the offertory prayer: "Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on hisupturned face, "without you we are but dust..." He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient littlegirl (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to hermother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"Church was pretty much over at that point...