Littel Johnny

The naughty, Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black
eye.

His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell
you not to fight with the other boys?" "

"But Dad, it was not my fault.We were all in church saying our
prayers.We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in
the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out.That`s when she
hit me!"

"Johnny," the father said. "You don`t do those kind of things to
women."

The very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.

Johnny`s father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"

"But Dad," Johnny said, "It was not my fault. There we were in church
saying our prayers.We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had
her dress in the crack of her butt.Then Louie who was sitting next to
me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn`t
like this, so I pushed it back in!"