Deacon At The Bar

Two rural church deacons who were having a sociable beer in the local
tavern when they saw their minister drive by and take a good long look
at their pickup trucks parked outside.

One deacon ducked down and said, "I hope the reverend didn't see us or
recognize my pickup."

The other shrugged and replied, "What difference does it make. God
knows we're in here, and he's the only one who counts."

The first deacon countered, "Yeah, but I'm betting that God won't tell
my wife!"