Cup Of Comotion

A man walks into a coffee shop, and is given a HUGE mug which he
takes to his table. Wut when he tries to drink it, he finds that
instead of coffee, the mug contains a pair of beige cotton trousers.
So he goes to complain.

The counter staff are not very helpful, so after arguing with them
for some time, he eventually gets them to call the shop manager.

The manager is indignant and barks back, "But it's exactly what you
asked for!"

"No it isn't!" says the customer, "how can this possibly be what I
ordered?"

"It's a cup o' chinos", says the manager.