Thursday, May 31, 2007

Paper Airplane

Little Benny was looking depressed, so his fourth grade teacher, MissFeldman, asked,

"What's the problem, Benny? I hope it's not homeworkagain..."

"Well, uh, yes it is, ma'am," replied Little Benny.

"I made my homeworkpaper into a paper airplane."

"Benny, that wasn't a very bright thing to do," Miss Feldman said,

"but this once, I'll let you just unfold the paper and hand it in."

"Oh, but it's worse than that..." replied Little Benny,

looking even sadder. "You see, the plane was hijacked!"

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