Take The Poison

A man goes to see the Rabbi.

"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.

"The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"

The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me.

" The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?

" The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?

" The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says,

"Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for THREE hours.

You want my advice?" The man said yes, and the Rabbi! replied,

"Take the poison."