$500

One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards
with some friends.

Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the
floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he
saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up
and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water.

To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said
"Did you like what you saw?"

Mike said "Yes I did."

She said, "Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500."

So Mike thought about this financial situation and said okay. She said
come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then.

Mike said, "I'll see you then."

The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, and then he
left.

Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today?"

She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did."

Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and
asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it
with you."