No One Believe Seniors

No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.

An Elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The
couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their
old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked,
so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had
carved "I love you, Sally."

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car,
practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not
sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the
money--fifty-thousand dollars.

Andy said, "We've got to give it back."

Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid
it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for
the money, and knock on the door. "Pardon me, but did either of you find
a money bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

Sally said, "No."

Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him. One says: "Tell us
the story from the beginning."

Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school
yesterday . . "

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here.

What Time Is It ?

On some air bases, the military is on one side ofthe field and civilian aircraft use the other sideof the field, with the control tower in the middle.One day, on just such a field, the tower receiveda call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"The tower responded, "Who is calling?"The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference.
If you are a commercial airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock.
If you are an Air Force aircraft, it is 1500 hours.
If you are a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells.
If you are an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3.
If you are a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon.
If you are in the National Guard, it's still a couple ofhours until quitting time."