Some of the myths about marriage...

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. Their passion is
heating up. Then the wife stops and says: "I don't feel like it, I just
want you to hold me." The husband says: "WHAT??" The wife explains that
he must not be in tune
with her emotional needs as a Woman. The husband realizes that nothing
is going to happen and he might as well deal with it.

So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept store. He
walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can't
decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they go over
and get matching shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to the Jewelry
Dept. where she gets a set of diamond ear rings. His wife is so
excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out but she does not care.
She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says: "But you don't even
play tennis, but OK if you like it then let's get it." The wife is
jumping up and
down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says: "I
am ready to go, lets go to the cash register."

The husband says: "No - no - no, honey we're not going to buy all this
stuff." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey. I just want you to HOLD
this stuff for a while." Her face gets really mad and she is about to
explode and the Husband says: "You must not be in tune with my
financial needs as a Man!!!"