Pieces Of Pie

Little Johnny and his family lived in the country, and as a result,
they seldom had guests.

Johnny was eager to help his mother after his father appeared with
two dinner guests from the office.

When the dinner was nearly over, Little Johnny went to the kitchen
and proudly carried in the first piece of apple pie, giving it to
his father, who passed it to a guest. Little Johnny came in with a
second piece of pie and gave it to his father, who again gave it to
a guest.

This was too much for Little Johnny, who said, "Nice try, Dad, but
the pieces are all the same size."