Double Please

Did you hear about the guy on the beach who found a bottle? Of course,
he rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a Genie.

"I will grant you three wishes," said the Genie. "But there's a catch.
Every time you make a wish, every politician in the world will receive
DOUBLE what you asked for."

"Well, I can live with that!" replied the elated man.

"What is your first wish?" asked the Genie.

"Well, I've always wanted a Ferrari! " A Ferrari appeared in front of
the man.

"Now every politician in the world has two Ferrari's," said the Genie.
"Next wish?"

"I'd love a million dollars..." replied the man, and a million dollars
appeared at his feet.

"Now every politician in the world has two million dollars," said the
Genie.

"That's okay, as long as I've got MY million," replied the man.

"What is your final wish?"

The man thought and thought and thought and finally said, "Well, you
know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney...."