Hell Freeze

Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the
came by to see how his new guests were doing. To his amazement,
he found Sven and Olie were still wearing their winter gear and
seemed to be quite comfortable. The asked why they
weren't hot.

Olie replied, "We come from Minnesota where it's always cold.
This is feeling pretty good to us." This upset the , so he
turned up the thermostat. Awhile later the looked in
again on Sven and Olie. To his surprise he found they were
still wearing their winter gear. The questioned them on
it again. "You have to remember that we are from Minnesota and
it's very, very cold there. This is feeling nice to us."

The was even madder at this, so he turned the thermostat
all the way up to maximum temperature. The waited some
time and then went back to Sven and Olie. This time he found
they had only unzipped their coats, but still had all their
winter clothes on. The couldn't understand what was going
on. The punishment down here was supposed to be the unbearable
heat. It wasn't working on these two. He had to ask again what
the deal was. Sven replied, "We are Minnesotans and we just got
over a freezing winter. This is really great for Olie and Me.

A light flickered in the 's mind. He went to the
thermostat and turned it off. He thought if the heat wasn't a
punishment, maybe he'd give them some freezing temperatures. A
little while later the came back to check in on Sven and
Olie only to find them cheering and giving each other high
fives, happier than ever! The questioned them on their
actions and Sven said happily, "Back home they always said, the
Vikings will win the Super Bowl when Hell freezes % !!"