My Ex

A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant.

The husband kept looking over at a nearby table where a lady had
obviously had too much to drink.

The wife asks "I notice you've been watching that lady for some time
now. Do you know her?"

"Yes" he replies, "she's my ex-wife. She has been drinking like that
since I left her seven years ago."

"That's unbelievable" the wife replies. "I wouldn't think anybody
could celebrate that long."