A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent
to him by an usher.
The note read: "Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the
prayers of the congregation for his safety."
Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled his audience by
announcing: "Bill Jones, having gone to see his wife, desires the
prayers of the congregation for his safety."
Monday, June 4, 2007
Gone to Sea
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