Seagull

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on
the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an
eye patch.

The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate
replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a
school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my
leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well", replied the
pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other
sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A
seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked
incredulously. "Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with my
hook"