Getting Away

One day, John Smith decided to go to a new golf course where no one
knew him, just to get away and see if he could do better elsewhere.

He hired a caddy to guide him around the course. After another day
of slices, duff shots, misread putts and bad temper, he was
obviously upset. He turned to the caddy and said, "You know I must
be the worst golfer in the world."

The caddy replied, "I think not sir, I have heard there is a guy
named John Smith from across town who is the worst player ever!"