Pig Apples

This guy was sittin' out on his porch. Up the way, he saw his
hillbilly neighbor holding up one of his pigs in an apple tree. The
pig was eating the apples. Whenever the pig got full, he sat him
down and got another...

Finally, the guy walks over and says "Thats mighty good natured of
you, but ain't that a terrible waste of time?

The hillbilly replies: "Well, what's time to a pig?